Why is my kitty such a good boy?

Why is my kitty the best boy in the world? He let me give him a bath AND brush his teeth all in the same night. Don't you think he's a good baby and deserves treats? He is also so sneaky because he cuddles with me right under my face but when my boyfriend tries to hold him, he runs and hides under the bed. Hee hee. He got Christmas tree needles all over the apartment because he wanted to spread the holiday spirit all around. He didn't try to scratch me or bite me when I was giving him his bath, even though he cried. Now he is all dry and he smells like coconut. Isn't he a good boy?